Ever since the Royal Opera House announced their plans for a Mark-Anthony Turnage opera based on the life of Anna Nicole Smith (or at least since the press went to town on it 10 months later ) the casting has been hotly debated.
Who could possibly do justice to the title role? Who has enough air between her ears, extensions on her head and silicon in her bewbs to recreate the billionaire-humping legend?
Step forward Katie Price (for the elderly, aka Jordan):
"I'm going to sing an opera song - even Pete (husband Peter Andre) says I could sing better in opera than in pop." she told the Daily Star yesterday.
And yes, she can sing! Ish. Here for the strong of stomach is her losing 2005 bid for Eurovision glory. (Stick with the preamble for a teasing snatch of Der Hölle Rache too):