Amazingly, if you have the skillz, you really can get a tune from the bane of the World Cup.
And top tabloid trumpet totty Alison Balsom proves it. She told the Mail "I thought it was going to be a really loud, ugly sound. I wondered if it was going to be complicated but you just purse your lips in the same way as you do with the trumpet. It is possible to get different notes."
Here's the evidence - don't panic, it's really not bad at all:
