Tim Albery's new production of Tannhäuser opens at the Royal Opera House tonight.
In the title role we have Johan Botha, pictured in the chair in which he spends most of the opera. OK, so the camera adds 10 pounds, but where did the other extra 200 come from? Check overleaf to find out (and double click on photos to enlarge. If you dare.)
Here's a clue. While those naughty Venusbergers enjoy a Paris-version fully-clothed (well it is a bit parky outside) orgy...
....Blotha has polished off all the pies. The waitress is next.
Venus is Michaela Schuster.
The bleak set is a reduced-scale model of the ROH.
Elizabeth is Eva-Maria Westbroek. In case there's any doubt, we are in that operatic staple, a 'war-torn zone'.
Here she is with Wolfram, the fabulous Christian Gerhaher - the main reason to see the show.
The pope's staff has sprouted leaves! Sorta.
"Get outta my chair"
Who said candlelight was flattering?
Wish I was back in Munich. Wish I was back in Munich....
What grant cuts?
All photos: Clive Barda / Royal Opera House
