And I haven't even started with the Johnson 'jokes'.
Marco Arturo Marelli's new production of La Fanciulla del West opens tomorrow night in what looks like traditional Vienna State Opera style.
There are several options for watching and listening, not all of which may be accessible to y'all outside Austria.
Radio OE1 will broadcast the opera live at 19:00 CET (6pm London). You should be able to pick this up from all countries via the Live button at the top of the homepage.
TV station ORF2 will show a delayed live stream beginning at 20:15 CET (7.15pm London). This will later be available on demand. ARTE will repeat the video on 11 December at 22.30 CET. It's unlikely these will be available everywhere, so you may need a VPN/proxy solution to view. The alternative is to wait a few hours for the inevitable YouTube offering.