Conchita Wurst and Rene Pape both took to the stage at Saturday's Life Ball in Vienna - though, tragically, not together. Luckily for us they were able to compare beards backstage.
It seems everyone at the celeb-infested charity event was after a piece of Wurst...
...everyone except Bill Clinton that is. The putative future First Gentleman somehow managed to avoid the sort of photo op that might be tough to explain in Dry Prong, Louisiana. So we must thank Bild for their compositing skills:
*UPDATE* The Hampster, recovering from the illness that kept him out of Covent Garden's latest Tosca run, managed to crawl from his sickbed for long enough to grab some Wurst.